Planes + policemen
We pulled up on the runway and loaded our equipment into the plane. The cops wanted me to take a Polaroid with them in front of the jet. As five of them stood posing behind me, one of them leaned in and said, "Hey, we could snap one where we're pretending to beat you up. You could use it for a record cover or something." I declined and got on the plane.
'Slate Diary: Beck Hansen', slate.msn.com