Bar mitzvahed?
No. I wanted to be but we were so poor when I was a kid. I remember for years my mother griping about that. I went to Hebrew school for a while though. I got some of the Jew-knowledge, I just didn't get the ceremony. I remember my friends getting Bar Mitzvahed though.

So I can't ask the fashion question then.

Well, if I was Bar Mitzvahed I would've worn a blue blazer, grey slacks and Florsheims and a phat tie. It's the uniformů

Klingman, Barbara, 'Beck Represents', JVibe